I found a ridiculously small pair of panties in the drawer. 

I found a ridiculously small pair of panties in the drawer. 

thefallingtower:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

wow okay.

LOLOLOLOL

two things:

1) I can’t wait to see my lover on Friday, push him aggressively down into a chair, unbutton his fly, and take him without mercy, after which he will take control of me, grab me by a handful of my hair, and play me like a goddamn musical instrument (not sure what kind: bassoon? violin? banjo? theramin? whatever, this is an instrument that makes uncontrollable breathy girlish mewling sounds. maybe we should compete on Australia’s Got Talent)

2) remember that time when I was told to keep my “slightly overweight body” off the internet? well it’s baaaaack. I feel like a goddess in my new Honey Birdette lingerie and I ate Mexican chocolate cake for breakfast. I can only hope that person is 1/20th as sexually fulfilled as I am at the moment, and being kinder to themselves and others. good sex makes the world a better place.

citrustree:

This is for my wife, the inimitable GV. Happy B-Day! Love you.

Oh my goodness, dearest wife, what a Handsome little budgerigar :-) thank you so much. <333 In other news: today feels like a day for taking shots of my new lingerie. I want to test it on you guys before my lover gets his hands all over it on Friday. Mmmm.

citrustree:

This is for my wife, the inimitable GV. Happy B-Day! Love you.

Oh my goodness, dearest wife, what a Handsome little budgerigar :-) thank you so much. <333 In other news: today feels like a day for taking shots of my new lingerie. I want to test it on you guys before my lover gets his hands all over it on Friday. Mmmm.

earthwanker:

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

yeah. when I hear such a voice I wanna fuck it and lick its balls. and then maybe order room service and build a little fort with it.

(Source: earthwanker, via curvedandaskew)

Awwww you guys know how to lift a girl’s spirits. Kisses and playful bum swats to you all. Will reply to you all individually when not on iPhone :-)

perfectlyscrumptious asked: Happy birthday, you sweet, gorgeous, snarky, fierce and entirely admirable woman. <3

Thank you, my wonderful friend.

crayonguy:

Bunny master post

It’s my birthday and I feel a bit sad this evening so I’m gonna post bunnies because bunnies make me feel good.

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ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

Yup. Goddamn dark chocolate covered Anzac cookies…

(via honey-andtar)

theladycheeky:

"When a Duke frat boy recognized a classmate in the porn clip he was watching, the gossip was just too good. He spread the news among some other bros on campus, and the rumor soon traveled from Duke’s campus to the blogosphere (including Playboy SFW). Belle Knox, as the student revealed her porn identity to be, was promptly called a slut and brutally harassed online. Many people encouraged her to drop out of Duke—"a huge fucking whore" like her didn’t belong among smart, educated elites."

To read the rest, click on link.

Interesting…

"for the eager student of female inner workings"

"for the eager student of female inner workings"

(Source: cherryzomby, via greatgrottu)

"

17% of cardiac surgeons are women, 17% of tenured professors are women. It just goes on and on. And isn’t that strange that that’s also the percentage of women in crowd scenes in movies? What if we’re actually training people to see that ratio as normal so that when you’re an adult, you don’t notice?

…We just heard a fascinating and disturbing study where they looked at the ratio of men and women in groups. And they found that if there’s 17% women, the men in the group think it’s 50-50. And if there’s 33% women, the men perceive that as there being more women in the room than men.

"

NPR: Hollywood Needs More Women (via mcporch)

(Source: josette-arnauld, via irresistiblyemily)

"Men celebrated our sexual liberation — our willingness to freely give and enjoy blow jobs and group sex, our willingness to experiment with anal penetration — but ultimately many males revolted when we stated that our bodies were territories that they could not occupy at will. Men who were ready for female sexual liberation if it meant free pussy, no strings attached, were rarely ready for feminist female sexual agency. This agency gave us the right to say yes to sex, but it also empowered us to say no."

— bell hooks, Communion: The Female Search for Love (via a-golden-lasso-of-my-own)

(via deviantfemme)

masturbationsupreme:

Why the hell was this reblogged with tags like ‘scat’ and ‘shit’? I mean I’m being a bit saucy here, sure, but poo play is definitely not my thing.

(Source: secret-icecream-empress)

Idealised supercharged self with extra follicular action and a cherry on top .

Idealised supercharged self with extra follicular action and a cherry on top .

(Source: wealllovealternativemodels, via mistresslilyana)