hairychubbygirls asked: Do you prefer circumcised or uncircumcised penises?
Hello Mr Hairychubbygirls (if indeed that is your real name),
The kind of penis I prefer is always the one attached to the man with whom I am currently enjoying having sex. Foreskin or lack of it has no bearing whatsoever on a man’s attractiveness. That would be silly. The only things I care about are 1) is it clean? 2) is it attached to a smart, funny, sexy man who makes me weak at the knees?
sagaston asked: Whaaaat? Why would you ever be dismissive of some guy with his dick for his profile picture and a tumblr full of nothing but porn? (Also, Dick Profile Picture takes the Unsolicited Dick Pic to a whole other level.)
I know, right? It is possible that even talking penises can be sincerely curious about my welfare. Maybe I should have gone into excruciating minutiae about my day. I am a terrible person.
matt892011 asked: Hey how r u?
pretty good, actually. thanks for asking. I would go into more details but I suspect you don’t really want to know, as all I am to you is a lady wearing small pink underpants.
Awwww you guys know how to lift a girl’s spirits. Kisses and playful bum swats to you all. Will reply to you all individually when not on iPhone :-)
perfectlyscrumptious asked: Happy birthday, you sweet, gorgeous, snarky, fierce and entirely admirable woman. <3
Thank you, my wonderful friend.